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Who do you think, you kidding Mr Nietzsche – if you think Apollo’s done?Switzerland’s 2017 Eurovision Entry.

May 7, 2017


A very beautiful young woman walks through a palatial looking building (let’s just call it a palace) ankle-deep in autumn leaves.  All is drab sepia-toned.  She clearly loves the neglected old folk who live here and wants to make them happy by encouraging them to get up and dance.  Which of course they do, because they’re grateful for the beauty that’s been restored to their lives.  Who couldn’t love that?  Here’s the video describing all of this:

The song is pleasantly song and builds to a reasonably satisfying chorus, though I don’t think there’s enough that’s startling or distinctive here to make this a serious winning prospect.

Here is the rather strange chorus though, whose lyrics are easy to miss given the very conventional melody…

No I will never let you go
Give it time and we will grow
Ain’t no fun in easy I follow you
I follow you
You Apollo
It is never easy I follow you
I follow you

Apollo You Apollo

Ain’t no fun in easy

I follow you Apollo

I follow you Apollo.


Clearly, in Euripidean terms, Timebelle are determined not to offend King Pentheus of Thebes.  Although the service of Apollo may be austere and “not easy”, Timebelle seem to take to the classicism of an Apollonian aesthetic rather too readily for my liking. Everything about this video and this performance is clean and tasteful.  Even the dusty leaves are elegant and crisp.  The autumn that literalizes the autumn years of the palace’s inmates is a very composed and measured sort of autumn.

So, as far as I’m concerned, this offers far too much Apollo and not nearly enough Dionysus.  Perhaps instead of introducing the old folk to graceful Apollonian attitudes, someone could come along and teach them some Bacchic frenzies so that they could at least grow old disgracefully.

This crowd ARE going gentle into that good night.

Is it possible therefore for a Swiss entry to be too Swiss?  Does this effort confirm just a few too many tired and lazy stereotypes regarding a notoriously well-behaved nation?  Should nation states try to reinforce or subvert their own stereotypes in competitive situations?

Perhaps the best that can be said of this entry is that Apollonian excess of this nature may spur a few more philosophical arguments about the central thrust of Nietzsche’s Birth of Tragedy.  Who knows?

For something superficially a bit “edgy” – try Norway:

Croatia, on the other hand,  offers two voices for the price of one:

Here’s Ma and Pa in San Marino:

For youthful angst – Ireland:

Ireland’s entry is, I think, more emotionally involving than Denmark’s:

Right now I prefer cultural nationalism when it isn’t Hungarian:

The Netherlands offers something altogether safer:

Utterly (winningly?) different is Romania:

Less immediately exciting is Malta:

So you might prefer Macedonia:

Or you can “Climb Every Mountain” with Nathan from Austria:

Serbia offers a big ballad about rising and falling and falling and rising:

Meanwhile, here is Sweden:

Here, meanwhile, is Omar belting it out for Slovenia:

Portugal offers something just a bit more special:

Anyhow, Portugal’s offering is infinitely more palatable than Poland’s:

A man who needs a deal of personal space is this guy from Montenegro:

Equally sexualised is the Moldovan entry:

Latvia offers a more techno-trance version of minimalism:

Iceland’s entry isn’t really a Eurovision song either:

Georgia’s offering is undoubtedly a bigger if not bolder initiative:

Frankly, I prefer Finland:

I’ll be sorely vexed if Finland doesn’t do better than Cyprus

Frankly I’d rather the Czech Republic won – though they won’t…

Belgium looks like a better bet:

But if it isn’t, maybe it will go to Azerbaijan with this…

Armenia’s Entry is nowhere near as scary:

In the meantime here are my thoughts on the Australian entry:

And here’s Albania…


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