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“It’s A Wonderful Condom!”

December 15, 2015

A Heartwarming Christmas Classic. A disenchanted contraceptive salesman from the vibrant sin city of Pottersville is given a chastening glimpse of what life would be like if someone called “George Bailey” were ever born.



Strange, isn’t it? Each man’s life screws up so many other lives. When he shows up he leaves an awful mess, doesn’t he?

I’m from Pottersville. From Pottersville.  That’s a rare thing I know.  Pottersville is somewhere you go to rather than come from.  but I’m Pottersville born and bred. It’s actually the closest thing to a “home” I know. I don’t have to tell you about Pottersville except to say that it’s everything you think it is. The glitziest, tackiest shakedown of a sin city east of the Rockies and north of Havana – built on the simplest and soundest of economic principles. People come here with money and leave without it. It’s a beautiful system. And it works.

My brother is a jazz musician. And a loud one. And my sister’s a stripper. And a good one. Or was. Since her retirement she’s manager of a few clubs on the main…

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